Medicare so that any TV who so desires can be generously supplied with hormones, creams and pills. I believe however that no TV should ever be allowed to contemplate the operation. Somehow, I just can't sympathize with that position.”

Senator McCarthy is rather reluctant to go into details. “Just let me point out that I was the first one to move away from the accepted norms. I had the courage to open a new path. People laughed at me and thought I was crazy to defy the established order of things. Therefore, I find that my position bears a striking similarity to that of all TV's. Once we get out of Vietnam, I'll see to it that each GI will be given a choice of civilian wardrobe - or better still, he will receive a pants-suit plus a skirt to match, just in case. If the South Vietnamese want to have a Communist government, why should I object if our new generation leans towards a peaceful mode of dress."

Turning my thoughts towards the Republican side of the fence I asked Richard Nixon what he thought about men in dresses. “My friend," he said, turning a frown into a sudden smile, “I am a great believer in private enterprise. How you dress is your own affair. And I must admit that it must take a lot of personal enterprise to make the kind of periodic transformation that you people seem to be so adept at. Yes, you can count on my patriotic support — as long as the prints that you wear do not convey the form of little hammers and sickles. And make sure that you don't use perfume made in France. I would personally recommend My New York Sin, or California Surrender."

My thoughts then took me to Albany. Every time I made an appointment with Governor Rockefeller, he would cancel it at the last moment. I then remembered that he owns property in Venezuela and handles well the Spanish language. I then phoned him and said I was Senorita Susanna from South America. That same night I got a date with him. He was very sympathetic when I told him about the many TV's who have wife trouble and he

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